Magic 8 Ball
May 2012
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Recent Posts, or various calamities and observations.
My scope of commitment phobia includes regular postings.
Archives, or notes awaiting transcription into my therapist’s files.
This embarrasing stuff happened to me, you wouldn’t want to take credit for my spasticness. Is that a word? And besides, stealing is a blatant violation of the Brownie Code.

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Day 209, or I deserve a medal.
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Day 208, or giving up the dream. You win, relationship fairy.
Joel Thomas did a 3-parter at Northpoint a few weeks ago called The Immeasurable Life. First, Joel has really, really grown as a public speaker. I think he’s an interesting dude and has a background that lends itself to teaching … Continue reading
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Tagged bachelor, being single, dating, doubts, God, NPCC, old maid, relationships, singlehood
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Day 203, or a retail management manifesto because I need a therapist and the holidays have sucked the life out of me.
Saturday, December 3 Ever wondered how pleasant it is to be a retail manager of a shi-shi specialty boutique with a high service expectation during the holidays? Ever wondered why you encounter surly sales people while you’re shopping in the weeks leading up … Continue reading
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Tagged a christmas story, christmas, christmas shopping, holiday shopping, holidays, retail, retail management, scrooge
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Day 199, or the red flag digital short that is eerily true to life.
I confessed to someone a few weeks ago that I was the kind of girl that guys I’ve dated, looking back, after a few years of talk therapy and copious amounts of anxiety medication, could probably see all the warning signs they’d failed to recognize the … Continue reading
Day 198, or buying a year’s supply of gravy.
I don’t have much to report. Nothing really exciting or dramatic has happened in the last week or so. (Thank goodness.) I had a lovely Thanksgiving with my family and enjoyed a girls’ night out the evening before to catch The Muppets. … Continue reading
Day 188, or you’re all invited to my pity party.
What a difference a day or two makes. Wednesday I was feeling pretty good and today I feel like the sky is falling. I don’t think I have the best coping skills. They pretty much go like this: keep it … Continue reading
Day 186, or the benefits of community group.
Prior to beginning the one year challenge, there were some things that I never thought I’d do again and a few things I don’t think I’d have even thought to do in the first place. Here are a few of … Continue reading
Day 182, or the glass is definitely half-full and I am definitely a magnet that attracts jerks and weirdos.
Well, it’s the half-way mark, folks! I’m 6 months into my one-year journey and half-purged of assholes. I’m also half-full of complete self-respect and worthiness. I’m trying to be optimistic. It’s not something that comes naturally to me. Unfortunately, being … Continue reading
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Tagged crummy old boyfriends, dating, God, jerk-magnet, relationships, self-respect, worthiness
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Day 165, or hula-hooping to the oldies.
I never thought I’d say this but I’m longing for a more strenuous exercise program. While I’m going through weekly IV iron treatments, I’m supposed to lay off of the heavy stuff to keep me from passing out or dying … Continue reading
Day 164, or this is probably why I failed statistics.
A good friend of mine got married on Sunday. Anytime someone I know marries, and pretty much any time in general, I start freaking out about how old I am (36) and how unlikely it is that I’ll get married. … Continue reading